Sometimes I just wonder....


tbh i think everyone should mind their own business
if i like anime and you don’t, leave it alone
if i’m gay and you’re not, leave it alone
if i stole $25000 and you saw me do it, leave it alone


*flicks holy water on you* leave

When I’m really into a novel, I’m seeing the world differently during that time— not just for the hour or so in the day when I get to read. I’m actually walking around in a haze, spellbound by the book and looking at everything through a different prism.
Colin Firth (via duttonbooks)




Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.


The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgmental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday.
Unknown    (via housewifeswag)


More of that dream home shit.


i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing


life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell