tbh i think everyone should mind their own business
if i like anime and you don’t, leave it alone
if i’m gay and you’re not, leave it alone
if i stole $25000 and you saw me do it, leave it alone
*flicks holy water on you* leave
|—||Colin Firth (via duttonbooks)|
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
|—||Unknown (via housewifeswag)|
More of that dream home shit.
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell