Sometimes I just wonder....

chokingjoffrey:

chokingjoffrey:

my dog keeps farting and every time he does it he looks at me like what the hell did you just do??

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wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

widowmaker2501:

bury me in this or i will come back

widowmaker2501:

bury me in this or i will come back

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

butttom:

drake tryna get up from the chair after nicki leaves

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